A phenomenal fuck-ton of arm references.
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[From various sources]
IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
Since I do not keep up with story heavy games prior to release, all that I know mostly comes from the recent trailer (youtube link), so the fake description is obviously for laughs; I personally can’t wait for FFXV…actually I can, Smash Bros comes out tomorrow >->
Fake Description: Noctis and his best buds are all big J-Rock fans, so when they hear that their favorite group is playing in the neighboring Kingdom, they jack his dad’s car and go on an impulse road trip! Giants monsters, guards, even bigger monsters: nothing will stop them from reaching their destination on time! They might also overthrow an evil empire, save Noctis’ not-girlfriend, and maybe the world too…as long as they don’t miss the opening act.
Final Fantasy 15 has been in the works for so long, any fake reason I could come up with would probably have some truth to it: creative differences, lack of vision, technical limitations, corporate business meddling, etc. At least its has a demo announced :P
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